Sorry for the delay on blahs and blahs…

so it’s been pretty busy… not really, but really… i try. it’s been just really “busy” sewing, finding new clothes, sketching some clothes (cuz i’m thinkin’ i wanna do a fashion runway for my birthday!!! what do you guys think??!),

writing some shorts, trying to do a 2nd draft on our 1st draft, putting more ideas down, getting a portfolio together, learning more bout my photoshop and my new camera, goin’ on interview after interview, catchin’ up on some good flicks and then also some old ones, and so on and so forth…. so remember how i was tellin you guys i started that internship and whatever. well they called me once to come back and… and? that was it i guess. i never came back after the first week. maybe i just suck and that’s why they just didn’t care to have me back… or maybe it’s cuz i didn’t answer my phone for a coupladays???! ah well. that’s life eh?!

anyhow… booooring. lo siento.

i know. hey. i’m just tryin’ to catch you guys up… so what else? last friday i went to dinner w/ one of my closest friends (well the only other person i talk to besides farley) from highschool brown, and we just grabbed sushi and hung out for a few hours outside of the restaurant after and just reminisced… it’s funny the way things work in life. we hadn’t seen each other for over a year, but we talk every so often on the phone to stay in touch and update each other on life… we met up because she’s getting married in september!!! so congrats to the lovely couple bobby & brown! that’s funny. bobby brown get it?! no?! nevermind.

options for ya!

welp back to the blah above… she asked me if i still talk to anyone and what’s new and what not. i was tellin’ her how it’s wierd that i don’t talk to people anymore from school and when i go on facebook or myspace that’s the only times i ever “bump” into people… or see them somewhere around town. but then i go on facebook and see everyone, and everyone else still talks to one another… it’s wierd. not bad, but i wish i had that too… i was tellin’ her it kinda saddens me, but at the same time i was a dork in highschool and was a loner back then and still loner now. i guess things and people don’t change right??? [side note: someone on oprah once said that by the age of 2, the personality one has at that age will remain their personality for the rest of their lives] i believe that. people mature, but people’s personalities don’t change. off subject. i know. where was i goin’ with this???! oh yeah. highschool. so when i was tellin’ roxanne she was like, “well… i don’t either. the only person i talk to is you, carly, and andrea…” i was like “ok. that makes me feel better. not really, but do i really give a fuck if i still talk to anyone from school??! not really. why?! cuz i love the friends i have now… cuz’ when i was in highschool i didn’t dress or act the way i did growing up and felt like i had to ‘blend’ in just cuz that’s how everyone from saugus dressed and i just didn’t want to be noticed or talked about and that kept me from the popularity and cliques in highschool… but now that we’re outta school i’ve finally gone back to myself… my personality that i hid for quite sometime has been unlocked once again…” she started laughing. saying that’s sooo true. i didn’t mind how i dressed, but i didn’t feel like i was fully me. i surfed so i dressed more like that,

but in junior high i was more into grunge and the whole hesher look and then i went through this “chunte” rockabilly wierdish odd phase for like a semester in jr. high and wore dark lipstick… but hey. anyone reading this my age know they did the same shit…

my heart.

this picture just reminds me of 6-8th grade… ah the memories.

i kinda had a similar lipstick. hahaha. not quite as extreme tho. and not quite as scary. no sharpie used either.

it’s wierd how people are in highschool. teens care so much to be popular. they care so much to fit in and sometimes it effects people in a negative way… and some people never change. even outta highschool they still want to feel popular. they still think the “cool kids” are still the “cool kids.” they say they “bumped” into each other in town at some local bar, but at the same time if they didn’t want to why stay in town?! the bros are still bros. the clique is still clicky. and then there are some that do grow outta that phase and want more in life than just what our little town can offer and to those who do look outside the box (aka our town) more power to you and much respect. i’m not sad. cuz’ really when i let myself go back to the passions i’ve had since i’ve been growing up (film/fashion/music/art/comedy/surfing/skateboarding/etc.)

it makes me appreciate it more. when i met PB i was back to normal and found someone that loved the same shit as me and it was a great friendship that’s blossomed into something special and keeps growing. i love it. him. and thems. thems be the compadres. and then we worked at 118 together and from there our lives just changed…

we met great friends with similar personalities & humor & interests and it’s been a long fun exciting ride ever since… so to you my friends. i love you. and can’t wait to grow old with you guys. and smoke lots of weed and yell at kids and just be dumb still together… and accomplish life together. so in a few years remember this: we’ve only just begun… and shall we meet again… i sound so lame and this is kinda embarassing, but it’s been written so i’ll keep it… til’ another boring story… this. is. the. end. to. this. one.

Fuckin’ guidos, pappos, bettys, chers…. and old men?!

so yesterday was my 2nd day of interning with this boutique off of robertson…

i’m never really on that side of hollywood unless i’m goin’ to wesc to say hello to some fellow compadres or droppin’ off some goods to some stores over there…

 mista’ jason lee!!!

anyhow. it was nice and mellow and all we were doin’ all day was gettin’ some styles together for the website we’re launching january 30th… so excited… so much cute stuff…

welp. it started gettin’ dark out and i was at the desk which faces the window… the whole front of the boutique is glass so you could see everyone and everything that is goin’ on in front of the boutique… it was startin’ to get dark out and all of a sudden i see lots of lights flashing… right as i said “who the fuck is out there???!” the lights started to flash towards the boutique… it was the pappos swarming this chick kim… she walked in and the pappos were non stop on her every move… it was so bright and annoyin’ i ran to the back to hide cuz’ i hate lights and i felt so bad i just kinda left her up there, but to the rescue bridget & stef helped her out… i waited til’ it died down in the front, but kim came towards the back to exit from our back parking lot… as we opened the door the bright lights started goin’ off again… we shut the door quick when she walked out the back and locked her out… hahaha. it was funny, but i felt bad. oh well. she’s used to stuff like that…

damn that a$$!

geez pappos are crazy… they are accident starters waitin’ to happen… i don’t blame them though cuz’ shit man they make bank with all those pictures… and if i had no talent, yet loved takin’ random pics i’d do it… but how boring is that??! really boring and lame. that’s kinda the consequence of becoming a piece of society’s entertainment… and celebs should know that robertson is filled w/ pappos lurkin’ up and down that street… hey i bet you some of the those dumbditz chers call them to let them know where they are…

 

ms. drama right durrrr…

so pappos more power to you!!! the only thing that pisses me off is when they get too personal with celebs: takin’ pics of their kids, following them while they’re driving, lingering in front of people’s homes, etc.

but if a celeb is out and about on a popular hollywood spot then they can’t be upset if people are out there takin’ pictures of them… if it weren’t for pappos you guys wouldn’t have your he-said-she-said mags to drool over… so if you don’t read them then hey let’s all protest and start takin’ pics of them and start our own trashy mag all about pappos called “annoying the fuck outta lingerers & lurkers,” how funny would that be?! do i hear: random new idea/mag/blog! maybe. i just don’t know how those people survive on just takin’ pics of people just shopping or eating… who cares?! i don’t. it’s like they’re stalkers without being called stalkers, and they change the word from stalker to papparzzi… just to make it sound more sophisticated… so they think. fuckin’ idiots. it’s usually men too. usually. fuckin’ lesters…. back to the fashionship…

so about 2 days ago i went to grab food at trezziminos, which is off canon… it was about 1ish and there was no parkin’ anywhere it was so fuckin’ annoyin. the parkin’ bike wannabe policemen out there are obnoxious… i swear i was about to throw my soda can full of cigbutts at one of them… i was jus tryin’ to grab my food in front of the cafe and he just kept yellling at me in front of all these people in front of the cafe… it was obnoxious… just cuz i stoped in front of the cafe, which was red but the freakin’ guidos that work there are so annoyin’ and lag kept makin’ me drive around in circles, cuz they’re as big of princesses as those that eat there…

eddie’s the only beverly hills cop that doesn’t bother me….

but the wierd thing is is that the majority of people out in beverly hills were guidos & bettys in the age range of 15-30… my question is, “don’t you guys have school or work?!” i mean it’s a thursday and most of them were just eating, drinking, and smoking cigs at lunchtime… don’t they have money to make? education to learn?! i just didn’t get it. oh well.

this is a horrible picture… but i want him for christmas!!! so we can stop together… maybe we both need an intervention… no smoking cigarettes!!! it makes you smell! yeah. i know i know. i smell.

i sound like a hater. i do drink alot of haterade so i guess that’s why my concerns are so minimal to what this world really needs to be concerned about, but it’s human nature. i see things. i think things. so what?! which, reminds me i gotta get some more clothes uploaded and work on our “project”…

then my money concerns could be more selfless and less selfish… cuz’ one day me and PB are gonna be hangin’ out with these kids and you’ll be jealous. i am… whoah… i just realized i was talkin’ about fashion and somehow i ended up almost tearing up with hope & dreams… soon my friend. soon me and PB will be playin’ with these beautiful kids above… so fashion. since this started w/ pappos and how fuckin’ irritating they are… let’s end w/ some fashion favs of mine… i found this picture of larry king and i just love him… he’s too adorable especially in this pic… so my fashion theme of the day is “old men and their steez… old men always have the best stories to tell & best sense of humor… i can’t wait to be there age!!!” and can’t wait til’ PB and me are sittin’ in our rockin’ chairs actin’ crazy and scaring kids just to keep ourselves entertained… can’t wait! so here’s a few of my favorite men (besides PB, my ultimate… join his fanclub like me! wait. i haven’t joined it, but i’ll start one and let you know when…)

Larry King is still keepin’ it real… I love this lettermans/hoodie jacket… And goes great with the staight leg jeans and chucks… he’s my choice for “best dressed grandpa of the year!!!” If you ever get a chance watch his interview w/ snoop dogg it’s pretty good… it’s also pretty funny when they go to roscoes…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu-RAjWuIxQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc-AXuDdsIs&feature=related

 juicy coutures a bit too betty for me… but he was probably shoppin’ for his strangely tall wife… have you ever seen her???! she used to get her hair done all the time at my old job and that girls like 6’1 no joke. and i swear he’s like 5’4. but hey love comes in all shapes & sizes right??!

george carlin: like i’ve said in other posts… i like simple, yet still makes a statement style on men… george carlin is it… he’s so handsome and i love his style… simple, but his best accessory is his personality… george, you’ll always have a piece of my heart… r.i.p.

bowie & stewart as youngins…

david bowie: the other love of my life… his steez since the 60’s. need i say more???!

and that reminds me… rockstars. musicians in general… here are a few of my favorite things (steezy musicians)…

and that’s just a few… so many more to come in so many other blogs to annoy you guys with… and here are a few other men with a sense of ill fashion… now here ya go…

benicio del toro: he’s just straight g… he’s got it goin’ on… always badass and lucky to get them badass rolls… keep it fly yo… i especially love the top collared button-up he has… it’s a strange pattern, but he rocks it well…

tim burton: his style is the closest to mine and therefore of course i love it!!! he thinks just like me “with black you could never go wrong…” and that indeed is true… so to you, my dear tim, much love… and with an adorable child & beautiful wife as your accessory, you’ll be turning heads everywhere you go… well i guess it doesn’t matter. you’re tim burton. your the best!

 

larry david & jeff garlin: i love their “i don’t give a fuck… i’m comfy-style…” it’s great… it’s not so enthusiastic, but then again, their situations are…

jake: i think you have some hawaiian t-shirt competitor….

al: i love the all black w/ dirty shoes… very very good choice…

so young and still looks stylish back then… jodie foster’s so adorable as well… love her outfit & accessories…

 

al pacino & robert deniro: gangsters and stylish forever… so steezy even if there not real mafioso… i love them… handsome men… gq, but not overly gq…

jerry seinfeld: his sense of fashion is wierd, but i like that he likes ugly shit… cuz ugly is the new pretty… so kudos to jerry!!! for some reason you could always catch him wearing some pleather lookin’ jackets… but jerry you could pull it off so why not right?!

jason alexander: makes short look sexy… he’s great… i love george costanza!!! i just think his pants are a bit to high-water, but i love the plaid top and i especially love that he supported the writers strike… that makes me like him even more just cuz’ george costanza wouldn’t do somethin’ like that… he would probably pay a bum to pretend he was there, or have someone take a picture of him as if he really was there protesting, or trying to impress a girl… oh how i wish the seinfeld days were still continuing… aaah the memorie 😦

michael richards: as kramer his style was crazy and eclectic… and in real life???! the same… i love that he’s great at matching… he matches his wierd hair with his wierd clothes… it’s a great blend of fashion & glamour… okay maybe not. but that wierd look is what keeps us loving kramer for years to come…

i know i know i said men fashion, but i had to put this up… their electic personalities makes each of their outfits great… i could do a whole elaine blog… which i might just have to do next… i loved everything she wore on the show… so cute… i guess i shall end right here… i gotta get some stuff ready for ZOMBIEsteez (please check out the grandopening tomorrow) and i gotta cut someone’s hair… so sorry to end it now… i know you’re dying to hear more about well… no informative shit. i know. but my shit is the shit. or is it not?! your thoughts? suggestions? themes? anything you want me to blab about let me know… alright til’ then my little lurkers. til’ then.

January 4th is the new 4th of July… a day of independence. okay maybe not, but i was productive!!!

so finally!!! yay! i was finally productive… yesterday me & PB had our comedy troop (noresta productions) come over to go over some new sketches… jeff finally made a really cool intro for our “sketched” cartoons so when it’s up i’ll show you guys… it’s on this really cool site called newgrounds.com where games, cartoons, etc. are made by the subscribers… it’s like funnyordie, but not really… we have 3 up: “pregnancy test” “superbored” and “merry sketchmas”…. 

here’s the link:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/search/author/sirjeffofshort    go check it out!!!

also, we did some voiceovers for our next sketch so stay tuned for that… we also went over a new pilot cartoon that should be really cute… we are also workin’ on a secret project that i think you guys are gonna really enjoy… it’s interesting cuz’ it’s somethin’ that i think all people will enjoy… super funny. and somethin’ every badass wishes they were a part of… even me. it should be done in the next few months let’s hope… like i said this year me & PB aren’t gonna lag as much and get this show finally on the road… rather than on the couch. another productive thing i did yesterday (you guys will be proud of me) is i finally got my clothes thing up and running… so for all you readers out there remember: this SATURUDAY JANURAY 10 i will finally have the grandopening for ZOMBIEsteez!!!! and if you guys buy somethin’ just to let you know there’s a secret surprise “thank you gift” for every purchase you make… and hey, it might just be better than what you buy… but it’s a secret… so here’s a few pics of stuff bein’ sold:

so check out the store on SATURDAY JANUARY 10!!!!!

http://www.auctiva.com/stores/viewstore2.aspx?id=1076254&styleid=5

so i’m excited about that… hmmmm what else…. today we had to go to PB’s doctor since his brokeass is still broke. broken that is. he can’t really do anything so i just finished my clothes thing & applied for a couple other jobs… and of course, played a little of “little big planet”… but speakin’ of “little big planet”… i was playin’ it really late last night and i was trippin’ out cuz like i said before the graphics are awesome in it, but for some reason last night i felt like it was 3-d or somethin’… i couldn’t stop trippin’ out & i couldn’t focus… it was funny. i laughed. ok. nevermind. where was i goin’ with this???! so my little nephew the grommie was out w/ his friends i guess and fell in some river?! i don’t know. we went to pick him up and since i owed him a late christmas gift we thought we’d get him some pants and socks since he was all soaked and it was freezin’ here today… so here’s my fashion advice for a cold drenched day and for someone that has a broken collarbone… let’s start w/ a little grommie fallin’ into a river:

i love this jean brand for men…. they’re skate brands so they make them comfortable enough to move around in and durable enough to fall in… my little nephew jc was so drenched and i felt bad so we bought him the off-black emerica jeans… they are cute and perfect for anytime of year. especially after fallin’ into a river. a pair of socks is always good too… i know some of you boys don’t like wearing socks, but i recommend you do. you know why?! cuz with or without socks. you guys have a distinct smell on thems feet…

active ride shop: i love their socks… a bit overpriced, but they last long and are a comfortable knit… i hate the elastic in some socks… but these ones are good…

a windbreaker comes in handy on those wet days… just remember to bundle up and wear a longsleeve underneather because although windbreakers help you stay dry, they’re never warm enough for winter nights in my opinion… i’m cold-blooded like a snake so i need to stay warm with alot of layers… like a flannel or whatnot… now for a brokeass. and i don’t mean someone with no money… i mean someone with a broken collarbone… you need something you could get in and out of quickly…

FLANNELS, BUTTON-UPS & HOODIES: this is perfect to get in and out of… it’s great especially if you’re not able to lift your arms too high since you’re tryin’ to let your collarbone grow back together… but i guess the advice i’ve just given is common sense… my apologies… i just like clothes. and i like givin’ you fellows some steez advice, but now for the women… here’s my look of the day:

BLACK BEANIE: for a cold winter’s day/night a beanie comes in handy to keep your little ears warm, plus for a manic monday where you wish it were a sunday, you can wake up rinse off and not worry about washing or doin’ your hair… it makes dirty hair look like sexy hair… i love this collection…

alexander wang is one of my favorite designers… i wish i had these outfits… especially the long skirt and pants!!!

i guess its getting a bit late and i should get back to reading and handlin’ some poop… not literal. okay… sweet dreams all and i’ll annoy you guys again soon with my non informative information…

Is it already January 3, 2009???! this years goin’ way too fast…

i hate that it’s already been 3 days of the new year and i am still smokin’… yes. i know. i say it every year, but this time i really wanna quit smokin’… any advice???! my friend’s mom says that she did hypnotizing and it worked, but i don’t wanna spend a few bills and then a week later chaining it more than a pack a day… ya i’m that horrible of a person… again. another day of absolutely nothin’… that damn “little big planet” just sucks me in… but only for a few, i was tryin’ to restrain myself from developing another addiction. videogames. oh yeah! here’s the characters me & PB designed… mine’s name is $tella & his is Berntree… they’re such a cute couple… hahaha. i’m so lame…

back to my day… as i said i’ve been lookin’ for a job so that’s what i’ve been doin’ all day… there’s really no jobs since the economy is having some issues right now & it’s like our country is on it’s period right now & upset we have a new president (cnn… so many complaints and he’s not even officially in office yet) and so many different companies had to either downsize or completely go outta business. i feel so bad for everyone who’s been laid off because it’s a hard time especially with the holidays just passin… (comment me if you have any ideas as to how we can all work together to try and help our economy in someway, one advice i have would be:buy a bike and ride your bike around more instead of driving & also recycle, but remember that when you recycle to take the bottle caps off or they don’t really recycle it even if they do accept it)… another thing that i accomplished today was i watched chuck & larry… i didn’t realize how funny it was eventho i’ve seen it before… kevin james & adam sandler are such cute fags. oh wait that’s the wrong wording: homo’s. no wait still rude. homosexuals or gays. much better. it is a really cute movie and i love the fun comedy. not too raunchy or over the top. my only change would be jessica biel… reason being: i was so distracted by her perfusely muscular ass & arms. i’m kidding. she is so in shape tho.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yx8DN2j4HOY&feature=related 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrngqxDoCVw&feature=related

but her actin’ in it… was it just me or was she tryin’ way too hard to be an adult??? i could see someone like megan fox playin’ it better than her. i just felt like she was way too serious… & there’s this scene where they’re in the store & she invites chuck to a party & as she passes him to go into another isle he says “fuck ya!” and she turns back to ask him if he said anything and he says “oh it’s 2 for one w/ the lube, fuck ya!!!” and her facial expression and the way she says “oh… okay!” just isn’t the way someone would react to that… enough complaining… but nick swardson was great in chuck & larry and is adorable i love him… if you ever get a chance check out his stand-up… he’s so talented & hilarious…

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRO3ZqbyJaE&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InqNlQzDa_Q

since i’ve been lazy and doin’ nothing… here are some “nothings” to kill your “nothing time”:

so like i said funnyordie.com has some funny shit on it… a few of my favorites are the david blaine ones: it’s this guy pretending to be david blaine and always fuckin’ with these 2 guys, until… he meets his competition…

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1050/david-blaine-street-magic-2-from-heywoodjablome-and-david_blaine_street_magic

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/de7e646a76/david-blaine-part-4-from-iemanjaus

another funnyordie.com fav of mine is drunk history… it’s these people that tell a detailed history story about a historic figure and goes into depth about their life… the funny part is their drunk while making these facts, or more like assumptions…

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6eff3fba0d/drunk-history-vol-2-featuring-jack-black-from-drunk-history-jack-black-derekwaters-and-jeremykonner

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/68f23e244b/drunk-history-vol-1-featuring-michael-cera-from-drunk-history-michael-cera-derekwaters-and-jeremykonner

if you’re nothing time has gotten to be a bit too much work cuz’ you are sick of typing and tapin’ on your laptop or comp… then maybe rent a movie… maybe a new release… here’s a few of my pics for this week…

” PINEAPPLE EXPRESS” on  dvd jan. 6, ’09… it’s about a newly discovered bond between a dealer & his customer… the love that grows between the 2 are so romantic and so fuckin’ hilarious that you gotta watch this movie over and over just to catch the dialogue you might’ve missed the first couple times you were laughing at somethin’ said before the other thing that was funny… i love this picture cuz’ this scene is pretty much the intro to “red” danny mcbride’s character and after seeing him in this i couldn’t stop wantin’ to know who he was… which reminds me, if you haven’t seen “the foot fist way” check that out too… it’s a low-budget film with a good random story about karate. karate?! yeah martial arts. also… soon there’s a new bromance coming out called “i love you man” please please watch it when it’s released cuz’ it’s seriously on my “antsypantsy” list cuz’ i saw a screening already and couldn’t stop laughing… which reminds me…

 

“FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL”

i love paul rudd… he’s such a great actor and this romance isn’t those cheesy kate hudson type movies… it’s genuine and real… jason segal based his real life relationship w/ an ex gf actress i won’t mention any name (uhhhummm linda cardellini)… paul rudd’s character is so different from other characters he’s played in the past… my favorite line is when him & jason segal are walkin’ on the beach gettin’ ready to surf and he starts singin’ a christmas jingle that he changes a word to… check it out for the laugh… you’ll get it… and enjoy it. and love it.

 

“BURN AFTER READING”

all i gotta say: cohen brothers movie. you like them?! you like how wierd and vague their stories are??! you’ll enjoy it.

 

“THE DARK KNIGHT”

who hasn’t seen it?! you haven’t??! watch it what are you waitin’ for??! you have?! what are you waitin’ for?! watch it again! it’s dark. it’s creepy. it’s action packed. it’s how i like it… and i love maggie gyllenhal in it. i think the actin’ is brilliant… the joker is really brought to life by heath ledger…

and here’s a few other 2008 releases  to check out (some are great and some are ok and some are better if you were irie-eyed so you don’t take it so seriously even if it is suppose to be serious):

STEP BROTHERS!, eagle eye, wanted, death race, HORTON HEARS A WHO, hancock<—was this bad???! i didn’t think so. maybe you shouldn’t take my advice, WALL-E, TROPIC THUNDER!, kung fu panda, hellboy:2, STAR WARS: ATTACK OF THE CLONE WARS, get smart, THE INCREDIBLE HULK!, IRON MAN!, the strangers, indiana jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull, the happening (bad reviews, but i like how creepy & artsy alot of the random scenes were), BABY MAMA, street kings, DOOMSDAY!!, harold & kimar escape from guantanomo bay, 21, the bank job, superhero movie, DRILLBIT TAYLOR, be kind rewind, FUNNY GAMES, SEMI PRO,  strange wilderness, P.S. I LOVE YOU(i watched this by myself & i hate girlie movies, but this one was a tearjerker like the first time i saw the little mermaid), JUNO, alien vs. predator, WALK HARD!!, sweeny todd, WRISTCUTTERS: A LOVE STORY, NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN, B MOVIE, hitman (i watched this irie & it was one of the funniest movies this year, but i think it’s suppose to be serious & an action movie right?! it’s real dumb, watch it chink-eyed), beowulf, 30 DAYS OF NIGHT, THE DARJEELING LIMITED!, american gangster, we own the night, ACROSS THE UNIVERSE!!!, THE ASSASSINATION OF JESSE JAMES, king of california (all filmed in canyon country!!) etc… (geez i just realized we watched all these at the theater… and i’m gonna start a movie review… it’ll be funny or obnoxious… so stay tuned 😉 )

when i’m not lazy i’m gonna put up a link for a few cartoons and shorts we’ve done… my comedy troop is having a meeting tomorrow and we’re gonna do a readthrough for a pilot cartoon for adult swin… so excited can’t wait! i let you know more about it in my next blab… so i guess i should shut up for the night… tomorrow… television shows… stay tuned…

So here’s what i did yesterday….

so here’s what i did yesterday january 1, 2009… so i said i was gonna stay active positive and productive… i stayed active cuz i woke up… i was positive cuz i couldn’t stop laughing for no apparent reason… and i stayed productive cuz i ugggh? i uggggh…. i ummmm… played little big planet all day???! well it’s the first day of the new year and i blogged all night on new years. so i was lazy… sorry world… i started today being active doesn’t that count???! anyhow back to my prior blog about little big planet… oh my goodness is that game addicting… i thought call of duty was but geezlouise could i not stop playin’… if you have a game system, get it… please. you won’t regret it…

the reason i love it so much is that it’s so artsy and innovative in the sense that it’s simple for a child to play… so for me?? i get it. like i said before, it’s like the old mario bros. on the oldschool nintendo mixed with a bit of sonic the hedgehog and kinda reminds me of playin’ with kidrobot toys, but with a fun little world to play in… the characters are so cute and the one i designed is so ill… she’s real steezy with her little dreadlocks, elizabethan style beret w/ a feather, her nerdy glasses, long trenchcoat, houndstooth pants, black boots and cute little lace scarf… but its fun and calms the nerves… okay. back to bein’ active… so today i went to an interview for a styling position… lets cross our fingers and hope for the best… and if not then no worries… it’ll just give me more time for my clothes and scripts i’ve been writing… oh yeah and our cartoons will be up soon so i’ll keep you posted… so about being active: i worked on some clothes; just some sketches and fabrics and patterns but that’s a shit load of work i’m tellin’ ya… speaking of clothes… it was raining a bit and now is a bit overcast so here’s my fashion advice for today… for an overcast day w/ a bit of sprinkling here’s my opinion, i’d call it advice, but i don’t wanna put my fashion taste down your throats so… FOR WOMEN….

 LONG COATS: long coats are great for this type of day… it’s as if you get to wear evening wear all day!!! i love long coats because it’s almost like lingerie… it hides what’s underneath and leaves it to the imagination… this whole outfit is great and if i had it i would have worn this today!!! the only thing i’d say that needs a change is the shoes…

 SHOES: BOOTS!!!!!! if you know me then you know i would wear this on the beach on a hot summer day instead of sandals just cuz i love how they style an outfit so much… i love boots, but for those who dress by season or weather… this is perfect for a cool winter’s day… semi-knee high boots are perfect for rainy days… their comfy and keep your cute lil’ toes warm and splediful all day long… no worrying about your feet getting damp like chucks… so note to fashionistas: NO CHUCKS DURING A RAINY DAY—-you don’t wanna know what happens if you step into a puddle of mud… uggh duh. have soaked socks & numb toes?! correct.

 

PANTS: OLD JEANS- i recommend wearing some old pair of pants, but if you still wanna look good and steezy wear some ripped jeans… i love ripped jeans and have been wearing them since i was about 6 and would cry if my parents wouldn’t let me wear my old dirty ripped jeans, but off subject… back to the fashion… they’re cute and comfy and you still look like you’re dressed for the occasion… but i recommend wearing something underneath the jeans…

 LEGGINGS: leggings especially come in handy when it’s cold and during this time of year… i like to wear them everywhere under everything during fall & winter… under those rip jeans you’ll look super cute with some cute thermals that have some random print on them… and for girls wearing tight pants on a cold night… i recommend wearing nylons or stockings instead of thermals… the thickness is undercomfortable, but with stockings you’ll feel warm and no you don’t look fat in them… if so. who cares?! in some cultures to be thicker means to be happy…

 

HATS: cuz what’s an outfit without an accessory… plus you don’t want to mess up your hair that took 2 days of not washing it to look that way to get ruined… i love these hats… i like ugly so if you’re thinkin’ that these are ugly hats… well it’s cute… and if you’re thinkin’ it’s cute… it’s cuz they are. and now. FOR MEN…

 

HOODIES: i love when a guy has a good sense of fashion, but i don’t like when a guys’ wearing tighter clothes than me and taking far too long to get ready to go out in the rain i mean “come on guyy”… or dressed as if they’re goin’ to zack’s house cuz lisa, kelly and jessie are practicing their fitness routine… or as if they’re getting ready to play a show at the wiltern in their band “plain snakes”… especially during a rainy day… who are they???! mick jagger. no? ok. then wear something simple and comfy like a loose fitting hoodie… it’s cute and simple. and it’s still a great fashion sense to me… the more simple a guy dresses the more personality or intellect i feel they have… no offense to others… i mean it’s okay to dress up, but for a rainy day???? a guy worryin’ bout his fashion sense??! no. girls. it’s in our genes. boys. ugggh. just don’t do it… unless…

 TRENCOATS: or any coat really… but my new found love (that i gotta get for PB) is trenchcoats… it’s comfy and keeps you dry and same quote goes for men, “leaves the women using their imagination…” which is probably as follows: [random girl]”wow he looks warm… i should get me a trenchcoat… that’s kinda cute…maybe i should talk to him to see where he got it from and compliment his nice fashion sense for such a wierd weather day…” so boys if the girls are feelin’ it then maybe it’ll catch their attention cuz it is still proper and like paris says, “that’s hot” {i wish i could make you hear it in a ditzy voice. but i can’t}… and in the picture mcgruffs wearing it… and he knows all safety precautions…

 

JEANS OR COMFY PANTS: jeans are always a great choice for anytime of the year, but they’re especially great for cold nights… and boys remember the thermals… especially after surfing or snowboarding during the winter their great for after those fun sessions… and for the skate groms i recommend you little boys don’t wear thermals… you guys sweat in the hot or cold… just make sure to bring a comfy hoodie… and if it’s raining you can’t skate anyhow… as for surfing, maybe if there’s a swell… and for snowboarders… just hope it’s powder cuz’ in california it’s all kinds of crazy weather out here…

  

ANY SNEAKER OR BOOT REALLY: like i said i like “not so hipster type” shoes for guys so anything really works for an overcast day or sprinklin’ day… but remember: NO CHUCKS OR SLIP-ON VANS… you don’t know how bi-polar the weather might be and it might just start raining hard… and sorry boys… but you know your guys’ feet smells even when it’s not a rainy day…

 

 

  

BEANIES OR CAPS: it’s a great accessory for guys and i love them all year around… it keeps you’re heads warm and shows off your guys’ face more… show them ladies your handsome faces why don’t ya… AND NOW BACK TO MY DAY… 

… i also made a bouquet for chris cuz it’s her birthday… some things i thought she might be able to use around the house…

 so i used a hemp knit flower bowl for the bouquet to sit in and bought fake flowers to mix around with some of the utensils that were used to look like a flower or stem… i took brown pot coolers for the pretend soil… and then a purple feathered duster for the middle flower, a glass sponge stick for a blue flower, a glass cleaner for a white flower and then made roses in the bases w/ washclothes & green sink cleaners/mittens; i also took the flowers and separated a few with their wire to wrap around a few other utensils like: a garden shovel &  soil pick as stems and wrapped a few fake flowers on top to make it look like the flowers were growing off the shovel’s & soil pick’s green handles; then i decorated the pot w/ a silk asian dragon tissue holder and then stuffed other things in there to keep everything in place: a car tissue holder for your visor, tissues to put in the visors, etc… it didn’t come out as cute as i wanted it to, but next time i make chris something… well it’ll be a surprise 😉 but i’ll let you guys know in another “martha stweart class” of mine… if you don’t know chris (birthday girl) you should… she’s seriously better than rachel ray, martha stewart, and oprah put together… and if you haven’t tried any of her homemade cookin’ and especially bakin’… well sorry… that sucks… til’ i write again…. oh this blog counts for new years day & new years 2nd… january 2, 2009 that is… and by the way:

Jazz

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booyakasha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a new day!!!! and a new YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i signed up like a few months ago (maybe a year or so ago and forgot about it), but i’ve been so busy and at the same time lazy so i thought why not start off with the new year a new blog!!! so you’re wondering “you had to start 57 minutes after the new year???!” No. but i wanted to. we never make plans like always and thought ryan was gonna have a party like every new year, yet our dumbasses, not asking if he was gonna have one in advance, ends up not having one. so what do we do all day???! nothing. i’ve just been online all day adding some friends to my clothing thingy on myspace and trying to figure out this stupid auctiva shit to finally sell clothes, yet there’s stuff i guess i’m missing… don’t you hate when there’s shit that says “fill-in missing information…” yet they don’t explain what the fuck you’re missing… that just annoys the shit outta me… oh well. it’s a new year. i’ll learn and finally get this clothes thing going so stay tuned with that tip… anyhow so here we are… me: typing about blahblahblah and bake: playin’ his new ps3 game called… hang on i’ll ask him right now… “little big planet”… have you played that???! i haven’t yet, but the cool thing about it is that its simple and yet so fun… it reminds me alot of oldschool mario on nintendo, but that the graphics is way crazier because it’s 2-dimensional rather than how games used to be… i miss pacman… maybe one day if i win the lotto i’ll have to get me those oldschool arcade games and just have a room called the “shit full of fun room…” now that would be good times… where was i going with this???! oh yeah. new years… man it’s been a way crazy year for me… good: cuz it’s over and i finally got to work in wardrobe in a movie & start making some clothes, and bad: cuz there’s not that much i accomplished… i blame it on my freakin’ self-loathing, unhealthy fast food diet, pessimisim, bein’ a loner or would you still be a loner if you hung out with another loner???, i don’t know, and my body dysmorphic disorder… but whatever… i’m gonna finally watch the secret and stay focused and get the show on the road… so new years resolution: 1no smoking smees 2no pessimism or laziness 3no 3 times a day eating only fastfood 4get down to biznass 5work w/ a philanthropy 6add more things as the days go by… too many passions, but there’s never a time to stop trying… well check the following and see what my favorite times of 2008 was… and you could also see the bad times: maybe not bad times, but shit that just bugged me or just plain bad for our culture… good STEEZ: EMERICA’S SHIFTER BOOT… I love emericas (even though that makes me a poser… well hey i try and push so fuck you… you try to ollie in cowboy boots or docs…) i love that it’s a skate shoe w/ a sole of a skate shoe, but steeezy to wear out and that means it’s ready for you to go cruise on your harley…

bad STEEZ: LOW-CUT MENS V-NECKS– i just wanna tell some guys “hey guido we don’t care about how many chest hairs you’ve grown this year… i don’t wanna look at your chest pubes sorry… that’s just not me”

  

good EVENT: GVR- it’s a mish, but well worth it… great skate entertainment for 2 days and BAD RELIGION performed too???! what???! ya. that’s what i said when i heard they were gonna be there…

 

bad event: LA NIGHT LIFE= the obsession with dj’s that all of sudden think they’re so hip and finally “seen” just cuz’ they listen to the same shit that sounds exactly alike, it’s all a mix of new kids on the block, n’sync, with a little “they wish they were janis joplin or the stones” and some “i wanna be rock n’ roll, yet i sound like poppy folk”… isn’t that the music that has gone wrong… don’t get me wrong… i love some of that stuff like “she and him” just cuz’ zooey deschanel is way too cute for words and “postal service” and hmmmm. i’m not sure there’s alot i like i guess i just am not “scene” enough to know what the bands are called… oh well. but there are some potential good music for history, will just see which ones make it & which ones well…. don’t. 

 

good TV: SONS OF ANARCY- seriously is such a great show… it makes me want to be a badass… or date one… oh wait i am… no bike yet… hahah. sorry PB… watch this show cuz’ they have a new season coming out this spring so let’s get this show keep rolling… i really hate dramas, especially teen lovey dovey who cheated on who and why they’re not in love right now, but will be in love in the next episode, but SOA is just so good… i like that there’s so much action… the best part is the cast… i’m obsessed with people’s acting and by far this is the best cast on television… everyone plays there part perfectly… i love the wardrobe on SOA too, it’s perfect on the bikers and “old lady’s,” that’s what the real gf’s are called… the hair & make-up is by far the best and precise w/ the characters and personas… i love it… watch it…

 bad tv: 6TEEN– so me and PB usually wake up to spongebob or drake&josh and we kinda just get in a lazyzone where we won’t change the channel til’ like 3 episodes of the ladder, but just recently we left it on Adult Swim & woke-up to this cartoon called “6TEEN,” okay. so if you know me you know how i can talk for days and complain about all the bad bullshit that’s in the media that influences today’s youth and so i was watching that cartoon and seriously was pissed off, which reminds me i need to write a letter to Cartoon Network… i already hate teen drama shows that show teens having sex, which in my opinion all i could say is “what the fuck you fuckin’ idiot producers??? so if you’re kids 15 or 16 you want them to think it’s okay to drink & have sex already??? or watch a cartoon that is about mallrats w/ no real comedy???” geez… i didn’t even know boys & girls had different body parts down there til’ i was 20… i know… my mom wanted me to be a nun… no joke. anyhow “6TEEN” is a horrible horrible cartoon, kids watch cartoons to watch jerry make tom feel like an idiot and teens watch other teens on tv to see zack trying to win kelly’s heart, by making slater look dumb while he dances and does some ballet moves, oh wait… that was when slater was tryin’ to win brownie points w/ jessie… it’s been so long. but what happened to that youth???! where innocence & genuine laughter existed… what happened to smiles & jokes???! i miss that youth…

 

good entertainment: CALL OF DUTY 4- that shits addicting… too bad PB wants to show me how to kill people everytime i play for 2 mins and takes the controller to “teach me” by playin’ for the next 2 hours & not letting me practice again…  i like killing people it’s fun… i’ve only killed one and died like 100 times… that’s how videogame unsaavy i am… oh well.

  

bad entertainment: SCENESTERS– all i need to ask you guys is “does goin’ out every night to dance and drink ever get old???” “how do you guys ever have real conversations w/ one another when the music is just blasted so loud???” “why don’t you guys just buy your own cameras so you guys don’t have to drive all thru hollywood or la just for a mug shot???” “what ever happened to just dressing up for an 80’s club instead of it becoming an everyday attire???” ” are they real lesbians???” (had to ask cuz i never read those dumb trashy magazines about stupid gossip i don’t care about and who wore what and if they think it’s cute or not… fashion should come from the heart, not cuz everyone is wearing it or cuz ashley and mary-kate were seen buying that thingymajingy)… maybe i’m actually the lame one that doesn’t understand and is the “bad of 2008” if so, my apologies… it’s okay to dress that way, but please… don’t judge others for not… or don’t be mean to people that might dress like that, but you don’t see them at your weekly club..

 

good flick: PINEAPPLE EXPRESS-need i say more???! weed???! and funny people???! i loved that shit… and danny mcbride and craig robinson are also my 2008 crush… them niggas is tight…

  

bad flick: CLOVERFIELD-the concept was good… but why didn’t they tell us to bring a barf bag?! that was harder to watch than goin’ on those UFO carnival rides twice… and please answer me this “why when they weren’t running from an unknown monster and are at a party that the camera still wasn’t steady atleast for a full 30 seconds straight???!” maybe it was just me, but i gave that a 2 thumbs dumb and 2 toes down as well… blah. made me nauseous…

  

good GIRLS: MILA KUNIS & ELLEN PAGE i was intrigued by these girls this year… i don’t make a decision from a movie or show an actor is on, i critique their acting and watch and read their interviews and these two loves are chill in my books… they both had a great year this year: forgetting sarah marshall was great & she’s stoked she was in max payne too, which was a completely different genre and juno was such a cute film… both these loves are never on tmz or some stupid shit at some stupid la spot… when i read anything or see any interviews they seem normal… their voices don’t change… they don’t try to act overly innocent & sweet… i could tell they act themselves and that my friends are what i call some “good catches”… so boys: take note.

   

bad GIRLS: KATRINA BOWDEN & KIMBERLY STEWART– so like i said i watch & read people’s interviews, BUT i also analyze people’s acting… now don’t get me wrong… i love 30 rock but i just don’t like katrina bowden’s actin’ in it… if they put someone like joanna garcia who could play comedies & drama, i just think it would be a better fit… katrina is super bangin’ but for a comedy show… not so much… i’ve never seen her in anything else, but i just feel like they didn’t cast ccerie well… she’s beautiful, but i feel like they needed someone that could play up that character a bit more extreme… and again back to the read & watch interviews thing… i cannot stand kimberly stewart… i used to work at this salon and seriously that girl is a duntz… always makin’ excuses up and always just bein’ so rude to me… she really thought she was like charlize theron or even paris hilton and kimberly i hate to break it to you, but you’re not even a paris hilton, nor cool  or nice… take some ettiquete classes for society’s sake…

  good BOYS: JACK MACBRYER & JUDD APATOW- kenneth is just so cute and adorable you want to bring one home so he could tell you about morals all day… and apatow is just so smart for producing the shit he produces and is really one of the nicest celebs… bravo good gentlemen. bravo.

  

bad BOYS: SHIA LABOUEF & JONAS BROTHERS– he was so cute as even steven, but now he’s just too much… and i just think he takes himself too seriously… come on guy “give some roles to some other underappreciated actors or somethin if you’re not gonna be grateful for the success you have already…” he’s too played out… his shits week, last week… i just read a review of him at the 2007 sd comic-con & they said he just wasn’t excited to be part of indian jones & what not and he really didn’t answer any questions well and was short & vague & seemed unhappy to be at comic-con… how can you not be stoked to be in somethin’ so adventurous… & for the jonas brothers-i didn’t even know who they were til’ tonight’s countdown… i always thought they were these other disney kids, but i found out tonight those kids are called the naked brothers… maybe i’m just jealous cuz they make way more money than i do… oh wait… i don’t have a job… that reminds me… i have an interview thursday & i gotta definitely sell my clothes already… but the fuckin’ missing info. i was talkin’ about earlier… damnit i gotta figure out what that is… off subject. whoops. well… i don’t hate these kids i just don’t know who they are… guess i should know before i say they’re bad… i’ll check them out sometime this upcoming year… maybe. if i can unglue myself from life… i guess. i won’t get to it.

 

 good SURFING: FUNNYORDIE.com 3 words: “funny random shit”

  

bad SURFING: TMZ.com 3 words “who fuckin’ cares???!”

  good MAG: GQ- there’s always a good interview & fun little stories & style tips… its gangsta fo sho… but seth “why would you tell jonah hill not to do transformers??! what kinda friend are you???!”

 bad MAG: TRASHY SHIT-who cares who’s getting married or what rumors who has???! question to these mag writers “how important is it to talk about who said what and why their no longer friends or why ‘assume’ what’s goin’ on in people’s lives???!” that’s just dumb and really “how does this make any reader knowledgeable about the world today really?”

 

good HOLLYWOOD: UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE THEATER- great laughs & great comedians for a great price… open 7 days a week and so so much good times…

 

bad HOLLYWOOD: HOLLYWOOD DANCE CLUBS– i mean who really wants to go to some dance bar to be photographed for some website a person is in hopes of bein’ on surrounded by sweaty people that are judging whether enough you’re hip enough to hangout w/ and more importantly who you know so they can know the knows in hollywood… it’s ok for those who go once in a blue moon… cuz friends “i still love you eventhough some of you have a love for this lame shit, but then again i understand you like to dance cuz i love to boogie too” but on occassion, not every tuesday wearing my cool boots and headband that matches perfectly w/ my mismatch vintage gear… sorry i sound like a hater, but it’s just my opinion…

 

good LADIES STEEZ: who doesn’t love to wear their grandma’s old clothes???!

okay LADIES STEEZ: HEADBANDS & RAY BANS-it’s really cute i do love it, but wear it on occasion, not everyday… and when you and you’re other 6 girls are wearing all the same shit, it makes me think that you guys share only one brain… use your brains ladies… intelligence is a great accessory as well!!!

 

 

good ROAD TRIP: COMIC-CON SAN DIEGO- great movie previews with great q&a’s and lots of fun collectibles… the cool thing is that most of the panels we went to were really funny & if not funny really interesting that it kinda pisses you off they’re talkin’ so highly about a movie yet the movie is still a year away from comic-con..

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bad ROAD TRIP: GETTING TO COMIC-CON & IT’S WAY TOO WILD TO EMBRACE- it’s so packed and so hard to walk from one side of the convention center to another… there’s way too many people and there’s way too many that forget to take showers… man oh man i’m at shoulder length so i got so many whifts that almost made me pass out… and we went for all 4 days and the parking lot was full everyday when we got there so we had to skateboard like 2 miles there and back to our car and carry around our skateboards all day… man oh man… it sucked ass… but that ass was well worth it…

 

OKAY SO I SOUND LIKE A BITCH NOW AND THAT I APOLOGIZE FOR…you might think i hate scenesters or hipsters or whatever you guys may be called, but i don’t i promise… that’s just a lifestyle i’ll have to blog about some other time… the thing is nightowls: moderate your play w/ work… it’s okay to go out and dance & just have a good night with friends, but don’t influence young teens to think it’s okay to get wasted & do drugs night after night… i just feel that our youth today doesn’t appreciate life as much and we all could make a difference really… now i sound way cheesy… THAT’S JUST MY CHOICES FOR 2008… IT’S GETTING LATE AND I SHOULD BE EITHER GOIN’ TO SLEEP OR FINDING SOMETHING ELSE TO BLOG ABOUT OR DO SOME WORK ONLINE… OKAY MAYBE I’LL BLOG AGAIN… OR SHOULD I SHUT UP NOW???! I’LL MAKE A FINAL DECISION AFTER A SMEE BREAK…. actually i’m gonna smoke & watch some fresh prince… blahblah soon!