Fuckin’ guidos, pappos, bettys, chers…. and old men?!

so yesterday was my 2nd day of interning with this boutique off of robertson…

i’m never really on that side of hollywood unless i’m goin’ to wesc to say hello to some fellow compadres or droppin’ off some goods to some stores over there…

 mista’ jason lee!!!

anyhow. it was nice and mellow and all we were doin’ all day was gettin’ some styles together for the website we’re launching january 30th… so excited… so much cute stuff…

welp. it started gettin’ dark out and i was at the desk which faces the window… the whole front of the boutique is glass so you could see everyone and everything that is goin’ on in front of the boutique… it was startin’ to get dark out and all of a sudden i see lots of lights flashing… right as i said “who the fuck is out there???!” the lights started to flash towards the boutique… it was the pappos swarming this chick kim… she walked in and the pappos were non stop on her every move… it was so bright and annoyin’ i ran to the back to hide cuz’ i hate lights and i felt so bad i just kinda left her up there, but to the rescue bridget & stef helped her out… i waited til’ it died down in the front, but kim came towards the back to exit from our back parking lot… as we opened the door the bright lights started goin’ off again… we shut the door quick when she walked out the back and locked her out… hahaha. it was funny, but i felt bad. oh well. she’s used to stuff like that…

damn that a$$!

geez pappos are crazy… they are accident starters waitin’ to happen… i don’t blame them though cuz’ shit man they make bank with all those pictures… and if i had no talent, yet loved takin’ random pics i’d do it… but how boring is that??! really boring and lame. that’s kinda the consequence of becoming a piece of society’s entertainment… and celebs should know that robertson is filled w/ pappos lurkin’ up and down that street… hey i bet you some of the those dumbditz chers call them to let them know where they are…

 

ms. drama right durrrr…

so pappos more power to you!!! the only thing that pisses me off is when they get too personal with celebs: takin’ pics of their kids, following them while they’re driving, lingering in front of people’s homes, etc.

but if a celeb is out and about on a popular hollywood spot then they can’t be upset if people are out there takin’ pictures of them… if it weren’t for pappos you guys wouldn’t have your he-said-she-said mags to drool over… so if you don’t read them then hey let’s all protest and start takin’ pics of them and start our own trashy mag all about pappos called “annoying the fuck outta lingerers & lurkers,” how funny would that be?! do i hear: random new idea/mag/blog! maybe. i just don’t know how those people survive on just takin’ pics of people just shopping or eating… who cares?! i don’t. it’s like they’re stalkers without being called stalkers, and they change the word from stalker to papparzzi… just to make it sound more sophisticated… so they think. fuckin’ idiots. it’s usually men too. usually. fuckin’ lesters…. back to the fashionship…

so about 2 days ago i went to grab food at trezziminos, which is off canon… it was about 1ish and there was no parkin’ anywhere it was so fuckin’ annoyin. the parkin’ bike wannabe policemen out there are obnoxious… i swear i was about to throw my soda can full of cigbutts at one of them… i was jus tryin’ to grab my food in front of the cafe and he just kept yellling at me in front of all these people in front of the cafe… it was obnoxious… just cuz i stoped in front of the cafe, which was red but the freakin’ guidos that work there are so annoyin’ and lag kept makin’ me drive around in circles, cuz they’re as big of princesses as those that eat there…

eddie’s the only beverly hills cop that doesn’t bother me….

but the wierd thing is is that the majority of people out in beverly hills were guidos & bettys in the age range of 15-30… my question is, “don’t you guys have school or work?!” i mean it’s a thursday and most of them were just eating, drinking, and smoking cigs at lunchtime… don’t they have money to make? education to learn?! i just didn’t get it. oh well.

this is a horrible picture… but i want him for christmas!!! so we can stop together… maybe we both need an intervention… no smoking cigarettes!!! it makes you smell! yeah. i know i know. i smell.

i sound like a hater. i do drink alot of haterade so i guess that’s why my concerns are so minimal to what this world really needs to be concerned about, but it’s human nature. i see things. i think things. so what?! which, reminds me i gotta get some more clothes uploaded and work on our “project”…

then my money concerns could be more selfless and less selfish… cuz’ one day me and PB are gonna be hangin’ out with these kids and you’ll be jealous. i am… whoah… i just realized i was talkin’ about fashion and somehow i ended up almost tearing up with hope & dreams… soon my friend. soon me and PB will be playin’ with these beautiful kids above… so fashion. since this started w/ pappos and how fuckin’ irritating they are… let’s end w/ some fashion favs of mine… i found this picture of larry king and i just love him… he’s too adorable especially in this pic… so my fashion theme of the day is “old men and their steez… old men always have the best stories to tell & best sense of humor… i can’t wait to be there age!!!” and can’t wait til’ PB and me are sittin’ in our rockin’ chairs actin’ crazy and scaring kids just to keep ourselves entertained… can’t wait! so here’s a few of my favorite men (besides PB, my ultimate… join his fanclub like me! wait. i haven’t joined it, but i’ll start one and let you know when…)

Larry King is still keepin’ it real… I love this lettermans/hoodie jacket… And goes great with the staight leg jeans and chucks… he’s my choice for “best dressed grandpa of the year!!!” If you ever get a chance watch his interview w/ snoop dogg it’s pretty good… it’s also pretty funny when they go to roscoes…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu-RAjWuIxQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc-AXuDdsIs&feature=related

 juicy coutures a bit too betty for me… but he was probably shoppin’ for his strangely tall wife… have you ever seen her???! she used to get her hair done all the time at my old job and that girls like 6’1 no joke. and i swear he’s like 5’4. but hey love comes in all shapes & sizes right??!

george carlin: like i’ve said in other posts… i like simple, yet still makes a statement style on men… george carlin is it… he’s so handsome and i love his style… simple, but his best accessory is his personality… george, you’ll always have a piece of my heart… r.i.p.

bowie & stewart as youngins…

david bowie: the other love of my life… his steez since the 60’s. need i say more???!

and that reminds me… rockstars. musicians in general… here are a few of my favorite things (steezy musicians)…

and that’s just a few… so many more to come in so many other blogs to annoy you guys with… and here are a few other men with a sense of ill fashion… now here ya go…

benicio del toro: he’s just straight g… he’s got it goin’ on… always badass and lucky to get them badass rolls… keep it fly yo… i especially love the top collared button-up he has… it’s a strange pattern, but he rocks it well…

tim burton: his style is the closest to mine and therefore of course i love it!!! he thinks just like me “with black you could never go wrong…” and that indeed is true… so to you, my dear tim, much love… and with an adorable child & beautiful wife as your accessory, you’ll be turning heads everywhere you go… well i guess it doesn’t matter. you’re tim burton. your the best!

 

larry david & jeff garlin: i love their “i don’t give a fuck… i’m comfy-style…” it’s great… it’s not so enthusiastic, but then again, their situations are…

jake: i think you have some hawaiian t-shirt competitor….

al: i love the all black w/ dirty shoes… very very good choice…

so young and still looks stylish back then… jodie foster’s so adorable as well… love her outfit & accessories…

 

al pacino & robert deniro: gangsters and stylish forever… so steezy even if there not real mafioso… i love them… handsome men… gq, but not overly gq…

jerry seinfeld: his sense of fashion is wierd, but i like that he likes ugly shit… cuz ugly is the new pretty… so kudos to jerry!!! for some reason you could always catch him wearing some pleather lookin’ jackets… but jerry you could pull it off so why not right?!

jason alexander: makes short look sexy… he’s great… i love george costanza!!! i just think his pants are a bit to high-water, but i love the plaid top and i especially love that he supported the writers strike… that makes me like him even more just cuz’ george costanza wouldn’t do somethin’ like that… he would probably pay a bum to pretend he was there, or have someone take a picture of him as if he really was there protesting, or trying to impress a girl… oh how i wish the seinfeld days were still continuing… aaah the memorie 😦

michael richards: as kramer his style was crazy and eclectic… and in real life???! the same… i love that he’s great at matching… he matches his wierd hair with his wierd clothes… it’s a great blend of fashion & glamour… okay maybe not. but that wierd look is what keeps us loving kramer for years to come…

i know i know i said men fashion, but i had to put this up… their electic personalities makes each of their outfits great… i could do a whole elaine blog… which i might just have to do next… i loved everything she wore on the show… so cute… i guess i shall end right here… i gotta get some stuff ready for ZOMBIEsteez (please check out the grandopening tomorrow) and i gotta cut someone’s hair… so sorry to end it now… i know you’re dying to hear more about well… no informative shit. i know. but my shit is the shit. or is it not?! your thoughts? suggestions? themes? anything you want me to blab about let me know… alright til’ then my little lurkers. til’ then.

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