This Is Not Cheesy Shut Up

You’re stupid,

You’re smart,

You smell good,

Like a fart,

You’re pretty,

You’re vain,

You’re great,

You’re a pain,

I want you,

I don’t,

I need you,

I won’t,

Make me laugh,

Make me mad,

You’re amazing,

You’re sad,

You’re strong,

You’re too weak,

You’re sober,

You tweak,

I love you,

I hate you,

It’s fiction,

It is true,

This took long,

This was easy,

Took a minute,

That’s why it’s cheesy…

SARCASM IS THE BODY’S NATURAL DEFENSE AGAINST STUPID… BUT THEN AGAIN STUPID CAN BE A BODY’S NATURAL DEFENSE AGAINST REALITY… #ToBeSarcasticOrNotToBe #ThatIsTheQuestion #OrIsItTheAnswer

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Smile of the Moment

This made me laugh when I found this… I’m telling you… we need “Black Card” Driver’s Licenses for those drivers that drive the most safe… and yet might drive the most fast… Yes. I do believe I fall into the latter category. #ProudToBeAnAsianGirlDriverWithExcellentDrivingSkills #NoImNotMsImportant #ImMsGreatDriverTho

Wednesday Addams & Joel Glicker

Oh Wednesday cheer up… Joel is only proving that there are some men out there like him that aren’t cheaters… and that not all men are chauvinist pigs… I guess I understand the pity. For men don’t get the once a month moodswings like we do, which unfortunately for them they have to deal with the insanity that exists for those few days… I wholeheartedly dedicate myself to love. Love is unbelievably splendid. Love is what makes this world go around… or is it a dense region of a drifting interstellar cloud of gas and dust… nebula??? Nah. It’s love.